Saturday, December 19, 2015

Star Wars episode 7

Now that the new Star Wars is out, the question becomes what order to watch the series in.

Is it 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7?

How about 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3?

Or 7, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

No. The correct order is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Anyone who disagrees can come and fight me. I think people who thought 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 was the correct order just say so because they had the prequels ruined by the most famous misquotation in history, "Luke, I am your father" and they feel threatened by people having the full Anakin story. He's more than an evil body in a black cyborg outfit. He's driven by the desire to be a good father. It adds so much more emotional complexion to the story.

May the force be with you.